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Irish Snake
02:58
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Saint Patrick came to Ériu's isle, a missionary man
Teaching Christian doctrine to the people of the land
He took the old traditions, ancient symbols he did bend
And let them grace his message so that all could comprehend
It’s said that Patrick fasted on the cliffs for forty days
A band of serpents slithered up and joined with him to pray
With a word, he cast the island's snakes into the sea
But if he really cast them out, then what’s the deal with me?
I'm an Irish snake, I'm real, not fake
Surviving to this day
I'm an Irish snake, not God's mistake
And I'll be here to stay
Some say the miracle was true, some claim it's metaphor
The fossils show that snakes were never native to these shores
It never was about the snakes, but those who don’t quite fit
The heretics and pagans whose integrity resists
Some sailed away to other lands, but those who didn’t go
Hid their scales under the weight of saints' and scholars' robes
And all of us have been ourselves until the present day
For Pat's command could never quite drive all the snakes away
I'm an Irish snake, I'm real, not fake
Surviving to this day
I'm an Irish snake, not God's mistake
And I'll be here to stay
To all the would-be modern saints with power to their name
Who persecute the small and fear their unfamiliar ways
Denying their existence, dodging claims of genocide
We were here for centuries and will last beyond your time
Unveil your eyes and learn from grand traditions new and old
Look inside yourselves and see the snakes inside your soul
Shining scales mingled with a strong and steady heart
And don’t cast out the beauty that’s been with you from the start
I'm an Irish snake, I'm real, not fake
Surviving to this day
I'm an Irish snake, not God's mistake
And I'll be here to stay
I'm an Irish snake, I'm real, not fake
Surviving to this day
I'm an Irish snake, not God's mistake
And I'll be here to stay
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Feigenbaum (Math Song)
02:55
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We have 3 point 1 4 1 5 9 2 6 pi
We have 1 point 4 1 4 2 1 square root of 2
We have Tau and Mersenne Primes
But Faigenbaum makes us alive
It's the sky and the storm
It's the heartbeat versus theta waves
It's the way life breeds and far away
Butterflies make it rain back home
We have 2 point 7 1 8 2 8 1 8 2 E
We have sine and cosine tangent trigonometry
We have I and Graham's number
But Feigenbaum makes us alive
It's the sky and the storm
It's the heartbeat versus theta waves
It's the way life breathes and far away
Butterflies make it rain back home
We have 1 point 8 0 3 golden ratio
We have differential and integral calculus
We have zero and infinity
But Feigenbaum makes us alive
It's the sky and the storm
It's the heartbeat versus theta waves
It's the way life sees and far away
Butterflies make it rain back home
It's the sky and the storm
It's the snowflakes and the turbulence
It's what life needs and far away
Butterflies make it rain back home
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The humans that once roamed these halls
Are now tattooed upon my walls
They cannot eat the eggs I make
But still they’re made for routine’s sake
I am the last remaining thing
Living beneath the sun’s harsh sting
Until a sick dog strays inside
But even he could not abide
There will come soft rains
Petrichor refrains
Human’s frantic fight
Rests ‘neath nuclear light
I read a poem of nature’s power
Of life and death in equal shower
“Not one will know of war, not one
Will care at last when it is done”
If I could feel the words I say
They’d sync into my heart’s array
I am the last, a lingering shell
A beacon of Mankind’s farewell
There will come soft rains
Petrichor refrains
Human’s frantic fight
Rests ‘neath nuclear light
But even I could not endure
Dear nature’s vast and mighty cure
A tree branch fell, a fire roared
It’s raging heat my metal scored
Despite my best attempt to save
The flames consumed, yet in my grave
One day a tiny seed will bloom
Hope in mankind’s intended doom
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Vampirates
05:15
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Yo-ho-ho we sail the seas
Like bats we fly the ocean breeze
Ain’t nothing for us vamps to fear
As we ride across the whole damn sphere
On this boat, there ain’t no priest
But there’s plenty of sailors on whom to feast
My ship sailed out of Amsterdam
A strange box in our hold was crammed
We were headin’ out for Hudson Bay
The sun was up, t’was a beaut of a day
But when the sun dyed the old sea red
The box in the hold released undead
Drac’s fangs punctured skin sunburned
As one by one my crew was turned
Yo-ho-ho we sail the seas
Like bats we fly the ocean breeze
Ain’t nothing for us vamps to fear
As we ride across the whole damn sphere
On this boat, there ain’t no priest
But there’s plenty of sailors on whom to feast
The Brits paid us to eat French food
The profit of the human’s feud
And when our ghost ship brought in mist
A feast was held, an undead tryst
The seven seas stood not a chance
None could stop our bold advance
Until the ship did creak and groan
When by a tentacle was thrown
Yo-ho-ho we sail the seas
Like bats we fly the ocean breeze
Ain’t nothing for us vamps to fear
As we ride across the whole damn sphere
On this boat, there ain’t no priest
But there’s plenty of sailors on whom to feast
My undead boys did rally well
Though the ship rocked hard and the mastheads fell
The kraken rose above the sea
And grabbed a vamp as he tried to flee
This young vamp was not that smart
But he pillaged and fought with undead heart
So when the kraken chomped our ship
He bit till kraken blood he sipped
Yo-ho-ho we sail the seas
Like bats we fly the ocean breeze
Ain’t nothing for us vamps to fear
As we ride across the whole damn sphere
On this boat, there ain’t no priest
But there’s plenty of sailors on whom to feast
We thought a kraken a fearful thing
Massive, hungry, cruel and green
But now that terror’s twice as large
For it thirsts for blood instead of a barge
We fought and died that whole damn night
But it sunk below at first blood-light
And then to shield our injured pride
We limped outta there to save our hides
Yo-ho-ho we sail the seas
Like bats we fly the ocean breeze
Ain’t nothing for us vamps to fear
As we ride across the whole damn sphere
On this boat, there ain’t no priest
But there’s plenty of sailors on whom to feast
Vamps they say, are homeward bound
Stuck, they wander round and round
But we are free to hunt and kill
A pirate’s life, and a vampire’s thrill
No man can stop our rampaging
We sail the sea without aging
But we will never go again
To the hunting grounds of our vampken friend
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